Bif Naked
Bif Naked : I bificus (1999)

1. I died
2:30 p.m.
I jumped off the welfare wagon
To meet you for lunch
You sit like a Thai princess...
Cold and captivating
You divulge your latest secret.
From my eyes
Flows glacier water
From my soul
Sick obsceneties
I died eating french fries
In the restaurant on the corner,
Where you broke my heart
I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing truth would wash over you
Like a rash.
Annhilation of my self-respect
And cash flow
Before my eyes
Right here in this booth
Through this blinding hatred,
I see a lady on my right.
She winked at me and said,
"Run for your life!"
I hereby use my glacer water
To wash away the remorse
And the stain
Behind these eyes
I'm my mother's daughter
Hard, hidden shame...
And you'll never see me again!
I jumped off the welfare wagon
To meet you for lunch
You sit like a Thai princess...
Cold and captivating
You divulge your latest secret.
From my eyes
Flows glacier water
From my soul
Sick obsceneties
I died eating french fries
In the restaurant on the corner,
Where you broke my heart
I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing truth would wash over you
Like a rash.
Annhilation of my self-respect
And cash flow
Before my eyes
Right here in this booth
Through this blinding hatred,
I see a lady on my right.
She winked at me and said,
"Run for your life!"
I hereby use my glacer water
To wash away the remorse
And the stain
Behind these eyes
I'm my mother's daughter
Hard, hidden shame...
And you'll never see me again!
2. Any day now
Any day, now
It's gonna start
My real life
And any day, now
Everything is gonna' be allright
Any day, now
Life's gonna' get real good
And somehow
Life'll be like I sed it would.
Any day, now
Mark my word!
Anyday, now
I will be heard!
Any day, now
My ship will finally come in
Anyway, no
I'm gonna' jump right in
And anyday, now
My destiny will begin
And until then I'll just be here
Wasting my time
But, don't you worry
I'll be just fine
It's gonna start
My real life
And any day, now
Everything is gonna' be allright
Any day, now
Life's gonna' get real good
And somehow
Life'll be like I sed it would.
Any day, now
Mark my word!
Anyday, now
I will be heard!
Any day, now
My ship will finally come in
Anyway, no
I'm gonna' jump right in
And anyday, now
My destiny will begin
And until then I'll just be here
Wasting my time
But, don't you worry
I'll be just fine
3. Spaceman
I see your face on television
Almost every day
In magazines and on the big screen
Close yet far away
I wonder why you choose those others
And you never come to call on me
When I'm the one who's waiting for you
I really need you
Please pick me!
Spaceman, oh spaceman!
Come rescue me, from this!
Calling all aliens!
Come rescue me!
Remember that night at my window
When I waved at you?
I muts have been only five, or so
But I never forgot you
Almost every day
In magazines and on the big screen
Close yet far away
I wonder why you choose those others
And you never come to call on me
When I'm the one who's waiting for you
I really need you
Please pick me!
Spaceman, oh spaceman!
Come rescue me, from this!
Calling all aliens!
Come rescue me!
Remember that night at my window
When I waved at you?
I muts have been only five, or so
But I never forgot you
4. Moment of weakness
I stand in the pouring rain
You couldn't even be there to pick me up
Yer taking me for granted again
Yer running outa time
And yer outa luck!
Just a moment of weaknes
I should examine my head!
Just a moment of weakness
I never meant a word I said!
I'm sick with the Beijing Flu
And you choose then not to come home
A week later I caught you
Kissing a girl who was my clone!
Oh, why should I stay and pretend ?
You make me laugh again
My darling, truth is
We are not even friends!
Oh, love comes and it goes.
Where yer heart stops no one knows
How did I wind-up in this mess, here
With you!
You couldn't even be there to pick me up
Yer taking me for granted again
Yer running outa time
And yer outa luck!
Just a moment of weaknes
I should examine my head!
Just a moment of weakness
I never meant a word I said!
I'm sick with the Beijing Flu
And you choose then not to come home
A week later I caught you
Kissing a girl who was my clone!
Oh, why should I stay and pretend ?
You make me laugh again
My darling, truth is
We are not even friends!
Oh, love comes and it goes.
Where yer heart stops no one knows
How did I wind-up in this mess, here
With you!
5. Lucky
It was a Monday,
When my lover told me
"Never pay the Reaper with love only"
What could I say to you, except
"I love you"
And "I'd give my life for your's"
chorus : (x 3)
I know
We are
We
Are the lucky ones
Dear
Remember the time we made love in the roses ?
And you took my picture in all sorts of poses!
How could I ever get over you
When I'd give my life for your's
chorus (x 4)
Dear
My dear
It's time to say
I thank god for you (x 2)
In each and every single way
And, I know
I know (x 7)
It's time to let you know
Time to let you know (x 2)
Time to sit here and say!
chorus (x 4)
Dear (x 2)
We are the lucky ones dear, dear (x 2)
We are the lucky ones dear (x 3)
When my lover told me
"Never pay the Reaper with love only"
What could I say to you, except
"I love you"
And "I'd give my life for your's"
chorus : (x 3)
I know
We are
We
Are the lucky ones
Dear
Remember the time we made love in the roses ?
And you took my picture in all sorts of poses!
How could I ever get over you
When I'd give my life for your's
chorus (x 4)
Dear
My dear
It's time to say
I thank god for you (x 2)
In each and every single way
And, I know
I know (x 7)
It's time to let you know
Time to let you know (x 2)
Time to sit here and say!
chorus (x 4)
Dear (x 2)
We are the lucky ones dear, dear (x 2)
We are the lucky ones dear (x 3)
6. Sophia
I picked you up on a gray day
the New Jersey turnpike
I'll give you lots of yummy candy if you like
Sophia, your hair is like silk.
Sophia, your skin is like milk.
That truckstop, baby, everybody loved you
I held you close, you were mine everyone knew
Sophia, "el perro" in Madrid
Sophia, the one I love es ested (in this van)
Me and Sophia driving all week
Giggling and wiggling our feet
Gota make time, so we can not stop
Wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot
Rolling, fast, through every hick town.
When you pant at me, Sophia
I know what you're thinking
It feels so hot
I'll bet you'd rather be drinking
Sophia, jsut hold on fourty miles
Sophia, I live for all your smiles (in this van)
Me and Sophia driving all week (x 2)
Giggling and wiggling our feet
Gota make time, so we can not stop
Wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot
Rolling, fast, through every hick town.
Tank of gas better last 'til sundown
the New Jersey turnpike
I'll give you lots of yummy candy if you like
Sophia, your hair is like silk.
Sophia, your skin is like milk.
That truckstop, baby, everybody loved you
I held you close, you were mine everyone knew
Sophia, "el perro" in Madrid
Sophia, the one I love es ested (in this van)
Me and Sophia driving all week
Giggling and wiggling our feet
Gota make time, so we can not stop
Wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot
Rolling, fast, through every hick town.
When you pant at me, Sophia
I know what you're thinking
It feels so hot
I'll bet you'd rather be drinking
Sophia, jsut hold on fourty miles
Sophia, I live for all your smiles (in this van)
Me and Sophia driving all week (x 2)
Giggling and wiggling our feet
Gota make time, so we can not stop
Wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot
Rolling, fast, through every hick town.
Tank of gas better last 'til sundown
7. Chotee
I was just outa highschool
In my first band
I married my drummer
Our love was grand
I thought it was forever
'Till death do us part
Then he cheated on me
And he broke my heart
Chotee
So younr, so confused
What was I to do ?
I'm so sorry Chotee,
But I couldn't keep you
I hope you can forgive me
My baby, chotee, forgive me
Me and him were fighting
On the road for two years
He never loved me, anyway
Still brings me to tears
Chotee
He didnt really want you
'Cause he didn't want ME
Didn't wanna be a husband
Didnt wanan be a daddy
I hope you can forgive me
My baby, chotee, forgive me
Sai Ram
So long, my baby
In my first band
I married my drummer
Our love was grand
I thought it was forever
'Till death do us part
Then he cheated on me
And he broke my heart
Chotee
So younr, so confused
What was I to do ?
I'm so sorry Chotee,
But I couldn't keep you
I hope you can forgive me
My baby, chotee, forgive me
Me and him were fighting
On the road for two years
He never loved me, anyway
Still brings me to tears
Chotee
He didnt really want you
'Cause he didn't want ME
Didn't wanna be a husband
Didnt wanan be a daddy
I hope you can forgive me
My baby, chotee, forgive me
Sai Ram
So long, my baby
8. Violence
Smiley, little baby snuggled
In her mommy's arms
Pray you'll always keep yer daughter
Safe and free from harm
I wish that everyone lived in a happy place
Sunshine and bright eyes on everybody's face
It's not about me
It's not about you
It's not about them or what they do
It's not about pride
It's about
We must all understand
Violence lies
It's not about me
It's not about you
It's about life
Apathy kills anger
And this is what ya choose
There's always gonna' be somebody
Who will lose
Did ya ever stop and think
About the world as is
Life's about living
Can't believe it's come to this
(open our eyes, you and I, children die, mothers cry, violence lies)
In her mommy's arms
Pray you'll always keep yer daughter
Safe and free from harm
I wish that everyone lived in a happy place
Sunshine and bright eyes on everybody's face
It's not about me
It's not about you
It's not about them or what they do
It's not about pride
It's about
We must all understand
Violence lies
It's not about me
It's not about you
It's about life
Apathy kills anger
And this is what ya choose
There's always gonna' be somebody
Who will lose
Did ya ever stop and think
About the world as is
Life's about living
Can't believe it's come to this
(open our eyes, you and I, children die, mothers cry, violence lies)
9. The peacock song
My mind's an ashtray
Full of ashes
Lick the tears
From my eyelashes
Oh, whatever will I see that's good
He plays a really mean guitar
She smokes a really big cigar
I'd love to love ya
If only I could
Her love is oh so shiny wet
Keeps a balk peacock for a pet
Can you ever understand how I feel ?
Miss Jenifa
My private dancer
Miss Nina
To Whom I answer
Kari sez we're the only ones who are real
So, when I dream on Sunday mornin'
And my lover right beside me
Keeps on snorin'
I wonder if my days in heaven
And I wonder when I'll see her again
Psychpharmocology
Has never found a friend in me
But I'll eat sugar cubes all day and night
Those ducklings are never ugly
So, she sells herself by the sea
I'll bake her a cake
Be it wrong or right
The caterpillar and the spider
Turn the screws a little tighter
Can you ever understand my feel ?
Gail G
My inspiration
Miss Denise should run the nation
Isabel tortures me with sex appeal
Yer really takin' me fer a ride
Yer a wise guy, anyway
I never had a place to hide except my brain!
Full of ashes
Lick the tears
From my eyelashes
Oh, whatever will I see that's good
He plays a really mean guitar
She smokes a really big cigar
I'd love to love ya
If only I could
Her love is oh so shiny wet
Keeps a balk peacock for a pet
Can you ever understand how I feel ?
Miss Jenifa
My private dancer
Miss Nina
To Whom I answer
Kari sez we're the only ones who are real
So, when I dream on Sunday mornin'
And my lover right beside me
Keeps on snorin'
I wonder if my days in heaven
And I wonder when I'll see her again
Psychpharmocology
Has never found a friend in me
But I'll eat sugar cubes all day and night
Those ducklings are never ugly
So, she sells herself by the sea
I'll bake her a cake
Be it wrong or right
The caterpillar and the spider
Turn the screws a little tighter
Can you ever understand my feel ?
Gail G
My inspiration
Miss Denise should run the nation
Isabel tortures me with sex appeal
Yer really takin' me fer a ride
Yer a wise guy, anyway
I never had a place to hide except my brain!
10. Anything
I used to follow you
And your friends to the ice rink
The back of your skidoo
Made me all wet (from snow)
You'd pat me, on the head as we stole
Your dad's chevette, one more time
I bought new hiking boots
So you'd think I was cool
You didn't care, coz
You never knew I was alive
I never wanted anything
The way I wanted you - that night
My love transcenede space and time
I never wanted anything
The way I wanted you - that night
My love transcended space and time
... My first...
You used to ride
Yer red and white dirt bike
I'd hold yer jacket
Close to my heart so tight
My mom woke me up early said
"Look what yer friends did to my front yard!"
It was me and my sisters,
Out my window
There it was! there, baby!
You peed my name in the snow
Meet me in the school yard, after eight
Still grounded, I couldn't stay out late
Remember all the things you said
In the back of that chevette
When we were only fifteen ?
My daddy moved us to a big city
Yer smiling face
I never again did see... no more
I wonder how you are and I wonder if you
Think about me... still
Would you guess what I'm doing ?
You and yer friends.
I want you to remember that you were my first...
And your friends to the ice rink
The back of your skidoo
Made me all wet (from snow)
You'd pat me, on the head as we stole
Your dad's chevette, one more time
I bought new hiking boots
So you'd think I was cool
You didn't care, coz
You never knew I was alive
I never wanted anything
The way I wanted you - that night
My love transcenede space and time
I never wanted anything
The way I wanted you - that night
My love transcended space and time
... My first...
You used to ride
Yer red and white dirt bike
I'd hold yer jacket
Close to my heart so tight
My mom woke me up early said
"Look what yer friends did to my front yard!"
It was me and my sisters,
Out my window
There it was! there, baby!
You peed my name in the snow
Meet me in the school yard, after eight
Still grounded, I couldn't stay out late
Remember all the things you said
In the back of that chevette
When we were only fifteen ?
My daddy moved us to a big city
Yer smiling face
I never again did see... no more
I wonder how you are and I wonder if you
Think about me... still
Would you guess what I'm doing ?
You and yer friends.
I want you to remember that you were my first...
11. Only the girl
My love's an ice-cold latté
And it's running down yer shirt
You took my little heart
And then ya threw it in the dirt!
I won't go near yer locker
And I can not wash my hair
I can't believe you betrayed me
And filled me with despair!
I can't believe - horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl who was in love with you
But now you lied!
I have developed frog eyes
From crying all the time
I won't go out and skate with my friends
I'll only stay inside
You ran around behind my back
With a pretty blue-eyed girl
I am so sick of missing you
I think I'm gonna hurl!
I can't believe you lied to me
I can't believe you!
I am only the girl who was in love with you
I can't believe - horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl who was in love with you
But, now you lied to me
And it's running down yer shirt
You took my little heart
And then ya threw it in the dirt!
I won't go near yer locker
And I can not wash my hair
I can't believe you betrayed me
And filled me with despair!
I can't believe - horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl who was in love with you
But now you lied!
I have developed frog eyes
From crying all the time
I won't go out and skate with my friends
I'll only stay inside
You ran around behind my back
With a pretty blue-eyed girl
I am so sick of missing you
I think I'm gonna hurl!
I can't believe you lied to me
I can't believe you!
I am only the girl who was in love with you
I can't believe - horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl who was in love with you
But, now you lied to me
12. Twitch
I got a boyfriend
He's a bad boy
He is my favorite
He is my joy
I got a boyfriend,
"Danger boy"
He's got a girlfriend,
She is my toy
Sometimes he'll twitch for now reason
It's just a twitch and it's part of his style
He tells me I'm his one and only
I'm the only one making him smile
Sometimes he'll twitch for no reason
It's juts a twitch and it's part of his style
When he's feeling sad and lonely
I'm the only one driving him wild
He really likes me
He likes my mom
He buys me ice scream
He likes my song
He's got a nice car
I buy his gas
But in the back seat
He moves too fast
He's a bad boy
He is my favorite
He is my joy
I got a boyfriend,
"Danger boy"
He's got a girlfriend,
She is my toy
Sometimes he'll twitch for now reason
It's just a twitch and it's part of his style
He tells me I'm his one and only
I'm the only one making him smile
Sometimes he'll twitch for no reason
It's juts a twitch and it's part of his style
When he's feeling sad and lonely
I'm the only one driving him wild
He really likes me
He likes my mom
He buys me ice scream
He likes my song
He's got a nice car
I buy his gas
But in the back seat
He moves too fast