Nirvana
Floyd the Barber
Bell on the door ring, come on in (Alt : Hello Cobain - come on in)
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid
Steaming towel wrapped around my face
I'm ashamed (x 3)
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips (Alt : Beat me, pressed against my lips)
I was shamed (x 3)
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, and cut me up (Alt : They take turns to cut me up)
I die smothered in Andy's Clutch (Alt : I died smothered in Aunt Bea's muff)
I was shamed (x 3)
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid
Steaming towel wrapped around my face
I'm ashamed (x 3)
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips (Alt : Beat me, pressed against my lips)
I was shamed (x 3)
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, and cut me up (Alt : They take turns to cut me up)
I die smothered in Andy's Clutch (Alt : I died smothered in Aunt Bea's muff)
I was shamed (x 3)